Before closing out 2025, I want to say thanks again to the San Francisco Public Library for selecting “Howling at the Moons of Saturn” for the Bay Beats collection. It’s an honor to be included with so many amazing local artists.
I’m beyond honored and extremely grateful to announce that “Howling at the Moons of Saturn,” my spoken-word album featuring an amazing lineup of musicians, has been added to the San Francisco Public Library Bay Beats collection.
A few words about my album
It’s sometimes playful
It’s sometimes groovy
It’s sometimes surreal
It’s sometimes like a movie
It’s sometimes light
It’s sometimes metaphysical
It’s sometimes interstellar
It sometimes gets political
Sometimes my words rhyme
Sometimes they don’t
Sometimes they flow like a river
Sometimes I wonder if they missed the boat
Sometimes my words come from my heart
Sometimes they spring from my head
Sometimes I spit them out at breakfast
Sometimes they arrive when I’m sleeping in bed
So, here’s a note of thanks
To everyone who played a part
In transforming my concept
Into a library-bound work of art
I’d also like to thank
All the dedicated librarians
And everyone on the SFPL staff
Especially the Bay Beats custodians
What a wondrous institution our library is
A place where knowledge thrives
And diverse music lives
Play on
OUT NOW. “Howling at the Moons of Saturn” – a spoken-word collection featuring original music by an all-world contingent of composers and musicians.
Huge thanks to everyone who played a part during the seven or so years it took to complete this project.
Theresa Calpotura
John Vanderslice
Jules Leyhe
Robert Shelton
Carly Bond
Andrew Dixon
Ryan Ross Smith
Crystal Pascucci
Mark Clifford
James Riotto
Jason Slota
Danielle Goldsmith
Jacob Winik
Cover art: Aimee Stevland Design
A car in the distance – on a gravel road. A cow. A rooster. A dog barks. Birds chirp. And I think back to yesterday at twilight, when hundreds of chicks clamored for food in the trees by the dining hall. Hungry. And alive.
The embers from last night’s fire still smolder in the firepit outside my room, where late-night revelers performed musical gems while sharing the last 10 cans of beer in the world. I exaggerate, but that’s how it felt when I learned the bar was closed for the night. Like the world ended and I missed out on my chance to stock up on reposado.
No, I wouldn’t do well in the zombie apocalypse.
Staring out at the lake, I feel the sting of smoke in my eyes. My clothes smell of char. And my beanie reeks like it fell into a bin of campfire ash.
I’m ready for breakfast, but I want to finish these notes first. What’ll I eat anyway? A bowl of fruit. A handful of raisins. Five sausages rolling around my plate like severed fingers. Now I’m thinking about and humming St. Vincent’s song “Severed Crossed Fingers.” I love that title. But we all know I have a dark streak, don’t we?
Anyway, back to breakfast. I wonder if we’ll be joined today by the army of kids. With their troop leader hollering on her megaphone.
“Raccoon girls, your turn for breakfast.”
“Squirrel boys, you’re up next.”
I never attended camp as a child, though there was that time on a high-school trip when I dropped acid in Yosemite. Somehow, I got locked out of my cabin and found myself wandering on a snow-covered path that transformed into a river of talking snakes – all under the shadows of El Capitan and Half Dome. Eagle Peak and Cathedral Rock.
Do you think Ansel Adams ever dropped acid while capturing his masterpieces?
A shooting star darts through the morning sky. Or a comet. Or an intercontinental ballistic missile. I’d like to reach out and catch it. I’d also like to sing and dance in the sea of Tranquility. And to use one of Saturn’s rings as an interstellar hula-hoop.
Here’s a bit of trivia I learned recently; Saturn has 146 moons!
Speaking of Saturn’s moons, come a little closer and I’ll let you in on a secret. I’m releasing a new spoken-word collection soon called “Howling at the Moons of Saturn” that features a group of amazing musical collaborators. Sssshhh, that’s just between us for now. More coming soon, but I hope you’ll give it a listen.
I spin the ring on my finger, remembering when we said “til death do us part” under City Hall’s Beaux-Arts dome. Near the Elvis groom and the others sharing their nuptial vows. We’re not dead yet, I think, but you’re working in Europe for a few weeks, while I’m humming about severed fingers, lamenting a missed a tequila run, and musing on the way of the world at a songwriting camp somewhere on the road between Yosemite and Fresno.
Somewhere in a Valley called Wonder.
